Mornings with Lady Fox

It is 7am.

“Did you know that sex with someone under 13 is always rape?” – Good morning!!

“I’m sorry. Here, have a unicorn.”

“I’m giving a presentation for work. What smart clothing have you got that I can borrow?” (She is both two dress sizes bigger and nearly 9 inches taller than me.)

“Why is your printer not working?”

“What happened to the choc-chip Weetabix?”

“Where is my watch/earring/hat?”

“Did you do my washing that I left here?”

“Why is your USB stick called Kingston?”

“Will my earrings go with this outfit?”

“Can I keep this?”

And my response:

“It’s too damn early for this. And please don’t leave your cereal bowl in my bed.”