It is 7am.
“Did you know that sex with someone under 13 is always rape?” – Good morning!!
“I’m sorry. Here, have a unicorn.”
“I’m giving a presentation for work. What smart clothing have you got that I can borrow?” (She is both two dress sizes bigger and nearly 9 inches taller than me.)
“Why is your printer not working?”
“What happened to the choc-chip Weetabix?”
“Where is my watch/earring/hat?”
“Did you do my washing that I left here?”
“Why is your USB stick called Kingston?”
“Will my earrings go with this outfit?”
“Can I keep this?”
And my response:
“It’s too damn early for this. And please don’t leave your cereal bowl in my bed.”
Yes, Miss Fox 